Random Acts of Manure

Interesting thing happened to me on the way home last week…

To better understand this article you need to understand what my daily commute is like… I drive 45 minutes each way to and from work… It's a long drive and my work is at the base of the mountains so it's a very pretty drive too… I'm also the type of person who can't just leave work at work… Often on my drive my mind is multitasking on work problems or private projects… Many of my better ideas have come to me while I was driving down the road with the stereo cranked up as loud as I can handle it…

So there I was, one evening last week, driving down the road with my mind focused on other issues… Traffic wasn't busy at all… In fact when the event (oh the humanity of the situation) occurred, there weren't any cars to be seen either in front of me or behind me… I was startled from my thoughts by a loud thump on my windshield… The most inexplicable item in the list of items that could attach themselves to your windshield was just inches from my nose…

A fist sized glob of manure had fallen from the sky and splattered on my windshield… To think, when I got in the car to drive home I thought it was going to be just another drive home… Nope this day I had the attention of the powers that be and they were feeling mischievous… It is going to be a good year to be sure…

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